Wish I could've joined in the hilarious pick up lines but I had more important issues to attend to.

( Private to Megumi's Friends//Warded//Cursed )

WHAT THE FUCK, CITY. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

Chaste virgin lips no matter where I turned! I don't know how I survived.

[OOC: >__< Sorry for the late tags/slowness the past few days. Work + current sleeping schedule = do not want.]

( Private//Warded )

FUCK. NO!!

I knew it was too good to be true. BUT WHY. WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME, CITY.

... Wanna pretend it was real, Yoko? Please ( Read more... )

Well, wasn't that fun? But thanks for healing me, Alexiel. I owe you one.

And Yoko.. I've already told you. You can't keep me dead. I'm a stubborn bastard and refuse to die. So.. don't worry about me.

I was never an artsy person, unless you consider magic to be art.

( Comment/action spam for the Well Girls and Yoko )

Fuck.

Uh, yeah. Sorry to everyone I behaved badly to. You know the drill. Curse day, wasn't really me, yadda yadda.

( Private to Yoko//Warded//Cursed )

So, that curse the other day fucking rocked. Not the jungle one, the one before that. .. How much they knew about me was a bit strange though, but eh, whatever. Unless they were from my world?

Aside from that, everyone fairing alright yesterday? No scary wild animals hurt you? Didn't get eaten alive by mosquitoes? Hahaha! Although the climate was ( Read more... )

As if the random dick in the fridge and the torture traps weren't enough, last night I was falling to pieces!

That. Fucking. Sucked.

I die enough as it is already. Usually quickly and somewhat painlessly. You had to make it last a day?

God, I fucking hurt all over.

Oh, city. How you remind me of home! First the blizzard, and now zombies. But dear Abi could make a much better army. Hell, he even had the Lynch on his side.

Time for some target practice~ I suppose killing zombies isn't as cruel as killing humans, hm?